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Onion Says: ‘No Nobel for You, John Ashbery!’ October 10, 2013: Ha, ha, ha, ha!! We're catching our breath here, ha ha! The Onion must have been wire-tapping Fort Harriet when they came up with this ditty. Yesterday they reported "Fucking Pathetic John Ashbery Actually Thinks He Has Shot At Nobel Prize In Literature This Year," writing, "Unbelievably pitiful American poet John Ashbery is seriously [...] by