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Moving Verse by Number. Faithfully render Sinewy, Paternal Hand or Soft-Focused, Maternal Breast. Choice of palette: Restrained, Vibrating or Bathetic.
Salad Mixer cum Post-Avant Poem Generator. Toss vegs and non-sequiturs simultaneously. Sample sequence: Alfalfa sprouts–Hit and run misquotation–Sundried, diced tomato–Really dumb snippet, googled–Blue cheese chunks–Confession–Peas–Nonsense string–Egg. Guaranteed no syllogism.
Syntax Laxative. Purge all normative constructions from your long oppressed plumbing. Be semantic-free and escape Imperialism. Today!
Eco-Friendly, Ultra Literate, Non-Discriminating Toilet, with random poem bombastically or whiningly intoned during each enthronement. (No refund if flushed early.) Choose Norton or Poems for the Millenium (vol 1). Age 3 and up.
Metrical Pacemaker turns your body into a living poem! Simple dial sets your blood pumping in iambic, trochaic, anapestic or dactylic meter. For advanced users, mix and match.