POEM

Colonoscopy Sonnet

by Sandra M. Gilbert

On the news tonight, a presidential
colonoscopy — a tale of   how
for three whole hours the chief  exec of   trouble
handed trouble to his vice (although
no double trouble came), but then no more
details revealed: no bacterial armies
multiplying in a flare of  war
among kingly polyps & no kinky creases.

Welcome to the presidential gut,
bubble gum pink, not a spot of  shit
(after a quick administrative cleanout)
where global decisions stir & sit in state,
       and the first physician’s mighty pointer traces
       only microdrops of   blood in secret places.

This poem originally appeared in the May 2008 issue of Poetry.

May 2008 issue of Poetry Magazine

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