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And, Speaking of Mark Wahlberg
I found this conversation on line:
orangecounty888: Hey I was just wondering if anybody out there has any pictures of Mark Wahlbergs dick or package. Hes always been a hunk and I have noticed that he’s done Calven Klein ads and such. So please post some pictures if you have any!
dfox7x3.5: Mark’s huge cock in Boogie Nights was a prosthesis. When the movie came out he even called a news conference to explain that it wasn’t him. That was very cool of him. He’s a cool guy.
mattness: Mark also said in another interview, when asked about the prosthesis (paraphrasing), “At first when I heard about it, I was offended, because…I’m not so bad, you know what I mean? But then I saw it and said, “ohhhhh, ok…I get why you want it now…it’s HUGE!””
jonb:AFAICT, there are no real nude images of Mark Wahlberg. I’ve seen several fake ones; a few were stupid enough to claim Mark Wahlberg was uncircumcised.
DerSchwanz: I don’t think Mark Wahlberg is Jewish. He’s one of nine kids (We don’t usually have families that big), and according to his bio on www.us.imdb.com, he “Is of Swedish, Irish, German and French Canadian descent.”
Jonb: Anything with berg in it’s Jewish. Ditto for gold, stein, and fein.
DoubleMeatWhopper: Frankenstein was Jewish? :blink:
Proudly_Italian: Ever heard about Golem, dublemeat?
Lapdog2001: I went to school with a bunch of Wahlbergs in the Boston area (not Mark or Donny), none of whom were Jewish.
jonb:Donny’s Jewish. I’m pretty sure Mark is too. Just it’d be strange if he broke the rule.
As for Frankenstein, the doctor was. In fact, the whole story’s based on the Golem of Prague.
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