I turned over the bottle of shampoo and Frank O’Hara came out. I rubbed him all into my head, letting the foam rise, knowing I was just warming myself up, excited by the excess of what was to come. Soon, I began to make noisy climax sounds. The scent of oranges and oil paint from a general store in the outlaw town of Shishido (with all its exotic wares) filled the stormy air.
I couldn’t help it, I thought of this: “One day, a fortnight or so after my mother’s death in Shishido, I was up in the hills playing with some friends. Suddenly one of them said, “Look, the baby’s hands are all swollen.” I touched the baby, which was still strapped to my back, and screamed—it was stone cold. My friends began to panic and jump up and down, shouting, “It’s dead, it’s dead.” It felt awful having something dead tied to me, so I ripped off my jacket and dropped the baby, before joining the others as they ran back down the hill as fast as their legs would take them, shrieking.”
In subsequent prose poemy chunks, Barbara Guest, Ted Berrigan, James Schuyler, Joseph Ceravolo and John Ashbery are squirted, squeezed or splashed out as shaving cream, after shave, toothpaste, deodorant stick and hand soap, while Kenneth Koch is a mouthwash tasting of “secrets and codes, of pre-Socratic papyrus and pussy willow, of communion wafers and coleslaw.” These vignettes of high-brow bodily maintenance are juxtaposed with scenes of absurdity and/or horror, false yet in-your-face real, the fabulous cheek by jowl with dumb details plainly told. This alternation of trivia with the unspeakable is also found in an Iraq War poem that ends:
Hi there, Madid, I’m an American poet, twentyish, early to mid-thirtyish, fortyish to seventyish, I’ve had poems on the Poets Against the War website, and in American Poetry Review and Chain, among other magazines, and I have a blog, and I really dig Arab music, and I read Adorno and Spivak, and I’m really progressive, I voted for Clinton and Gore, even though I know they bombed you a lot, too, sorry about that, and I know I live quite nicely off the fruits of a dying imperium, which include anti-war poetry readings at the Lincoln Center and the Poetry Project, with appetizers and wine and New World Music and lots of pot. And because nothing is simple in this world, and because no one gets out unscathed, I’m going to just be completely candid with you: I’m going to box your ears with two big books of poems, one of them experimental and the other more plain speech-like, both of them hardbound and by leading academic presses, and I’m going to do it until your brain swells to the size of a basketball and you die like the fucking lion for real. You’ll never make it to MI because that’s the breaks; poetry is hard, and people go up in flames for lack of it everyday. By the time any investigation gets to you, your grandchildren will have been dead over one thousand years, and poetry will be inhabiting regions you can’t even begin to imagine. Well, we did our best; sorry we couldn’t have done better… I want you to take this self-righteous poem, soak it in this bedpan of crude oil, and shove it down your pleading, screaming throat.
Now, get the hood back on.
In another anti-war piece, high-tech, cold-blooded carnage is mythologized and poeticized with human beings becoming “combusted in a whoosh,” “a fire fountain” or “bizarrely flashed and vanished in brilliant light,” all alluding to our sickening Shock and Awe. As the beneficiaries of Empire, our criticisms of its rapacious crimes are often tainted with frivolity, hypocrisy or a sort of pornographic titillation, yet to remain silent is even worse, thus Johnson is condemned to use “a tragedy that is not mine to give some moral pressure to a poem.” With his gross details and transparent methods, he strips away false sanctimony while implicating the refined, morally righteous reader as well as himself, both parties to this diversion we call poetry.
In “Imitation, Traduction, Fiction, Response,” published in Jacket and not included in this volume, Johnson yearns for “poetry’s return to fiction, its old and forgotten home.” He’s obviously not talking about the “I do this, I do that” or “guess what I saw yesterday” sorts of narrative, which are common enough in today’s poetry. I also doubt he’s hankering for more of the epic. Poetry was fiction back then simply because there was no prose to speak of. To get the illiterates’ attention, you had to close your eyes, strum and sing. Johnson’s own brand of fiction is derived from the fabulist Borges, Michaux and magic realism, but with a slightly nasty, scam artist edge. Johnson’s at his best when he’s satirizing, parodying, clowning around or crawling under the table to pull our legs, as in “Twenty Traductions and Some Mystery Prose for ‘C’: A Journal of Poetry,” which overflow with fake quotations, fake poems by real Greek poets, real poems by fake Greek poets, all done with a clarity, elegance and poise reminiscent of Guy Davenport’s (real) translations from the Greek. Stripped of his masks, playing it straight, Johnson can fall a little flat, as in “Five Sentimental Poems for Angel Hair,” or he can get a tad overbearing, as in “33 Rules of Poetry for Poets 23 and Under.” Perhaps Johnson is trying to show us his more genuine and congenial side, but at least this reader prefers the fabulously, wickedly fake Kent! Let’s close, then, with an imitation:
To John Bradley
–after Du Fu’s “To Pi Su Yao”
It’s hard to know if we have talent. Here and there, a drunken
grad student expresses admiration. It’s pathetic, really: our cars
are junk, missing half their hubcaps; in the place on our vitas
where the “prizes” should go—about the same number as the hubcaps.
The wheels start to fall off: beer bellied, flatulent, we’ve become
the objects, from afar, of our children’s disdain. Twenty years beyond
the prime of life, inadequately covered, we buy Viagra with our overtime pay.
Who gives a fuck about either of us or our elected tribulations?
We’ve been reduced, here, at Sullivan’s Tavern, to our own audience.
Though the workers from the tannery stare at us with contempt,
we appreciate each others’ poetic merits. Our poems will be completely
forgotten, rot in the landfill of oblivion. With wry smiles and toasts
to the ancient ones, we console each other:
In that common, mass grave, we shall never be alone.
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Thank you, Linh, very much.
Posted By: Kent Johnson on April 16, 2008 at 3:07 pmHere is a more recent photo of me: http://calendar.walkerart.org/event.wac?id=4322
The Walker Arts Center taped my talk there (on Yasusada and authorship), and if you click on the link at bottom of blurb (incidentally, the blurb contains an important error, but so it goes), you’ll be taken to the page where you can (sometime in next few days, I’m told) listen, if you like.
Kent
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(1) I don’t read everything Kent Johnson writes, but I try. Maybe I should say everything “Kent Johnson” “writes.”
Posted By: Steve on April 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm(2) Is that really a picture of Kent Johnson?
(3) The confrontational, self-conscious, anti-po-biz, insider-ish, anti-insider-ish, self-flagellating, other-people-flagellating paragraphs quoted above sound very much like… Karl Shapiro in The Bourgeois Poet, a book anyone whose poems try to attack both themselves and the insularity of high-art-culture-these-days really should read. (This is NOT a general Karl Shapiro recommendation.)
Anyone else know that book?
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I’m sure Kent won’t mind if we digress a wee bit about Karl Shapiro, but interested folks might like to check into a recently published selected essays, Creative Glut.
Posted By: Don Share on April 23, 2008 at 11:17 am(A sardonic quote from the the cranky title essay: “Admonitions against criticism are general. Under no circumstances must errors be pointed out, lest the creative spirit shrink back into its shell.”)
I always liked In Defense of Ignorance myself, but mostly for the title.
More info about this one-time editor of Poetry can be found by clicking here and here.
An excerpt from The Bourgeois Poet, which is a long poem, text from which I cannot format properly below:
But I’m no different. I arrange my books with a view to
their appearance. Some highbrow titles are promi-
nently displayed. The desk in my study is carefully
littered; after some thought I hang a diploma on the
wall only to take it down again. I sit at the window
where I can be seen. What do my neighbors think of
me — I hope they think of me. I fix the light to hit
the books. I lean some rows one way, some rows an-
other.
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I heart “Bourgeois Poet” too, though not much else K. Shapiro poetry, though I do often like the essays; the connection with Kent Johnson is interesting.
Posted By: john on April 23, 2008 at 1:42 pmInteresting post — makes me want to read Kent’s book — thanks! Also, a provocative juxtaposition to the notion of Seidel, proposed in another Harriet post, as self-critically political poet. Kent seems a stronger case of that, for sure.
Don, have you read “Start with the Sun,” the book on the Whitman tradition that Shapiro co-wrote? I saw it once and was intrigued but have never seen it again. (Apologies for changing the topic!)
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John, you mean you don’t like Shapiro’s (much-anthologized) “Auto Wreck”? It’s worthy of Kent Johnson:
Posted By: Don Share on April 23, 2008 at 2:29 pm“We are deranged, walking among the cops
Who sweep glass and are large and composed…”
And has anyone read his novel, Edsel? Always liked that title… I never have read “Start with the Sun,” but may pick up a copy: thanks for mentioning i!
Back to Kent, you could maybe make a case that K.S. was returning poetry to fiction in certain ways, as K.J. seems to advocate in the Jacket essay; but not much came of it, I suppose…
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Never in my wildest dreams did I envision that a post about my writing would inspire a renewed, nostalgic excitement for the poetry of Karl Shapiro…
Posted By: Anonymous on April 23, 2008 at 4:20 pmI think I now better understand his poignant poem about the bagel rolling faster and faster, bereft of anyone’s compassion, down some hill.
Steve, you asked, “Is that really a picture of Kent Johnson?”
I have recently been informed by someone “in the know” that Linh Dinh, technically savvy as he is, digitally merged my face with Ron Silliman’s and stuck it onto the body of a City councilperson of (Dinh lives there) Butte, Montana. Look closely…
And John and Don, in speaking of poetic fiction you mentioned Shapiro’s “Start with the Sun,” and I can’t keep myself from linking to the coincidence, yet another connection betwixt me and KS: this tape-essay at the new Indian journal Almost Island, which argues, quite convincingly, I believe, that Frank O’Hara is most likely NOT the true author of “A True Account of Talking to the Sun at Fire Island.”
http://almostisland.com/prose/a_true_account_of_talking_to_t.php
to Spanish,
Kent
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I’ll track down “Auto Wreck” — thanks. And keep my eye open for Kent’s book.
Posted By: john on April 23, 2008 at 4:36 pmDid poetry ever leave fiction? Did Ashbery really try each thing, only some of which were immortal and free? Has Whitman really stopped somewhere waiting for me? Did Sylvia Plath really kill her daddy?
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Posted By: a on January 6, 2009 at 8:14 pmturn to fiction, its old and for
gotten home.”
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