Harriet

Annie Finch

Overheard at the West Chester Poetry Conference

“Welcome to the largest conference in the country devoted to poetry.”

“Go ahead, tell us about the dactyls and the anapests, we can handle it.”

“Thanks—thought I’d go for the Clara Bow look.”

“So I said to Madeleine Albright, “good job in Lithuania.””

“That’s it! It’s just a more well-groomed crowd than most poets.”

“I could tell you were in love! You look great!”

“I’ve read every word Tom Disch ever wrote, except for some of his reviews.”

“I call it the Single-Syllable Shout Method of teaching prosody.”

“I was commissioned to do a commemorative sculpture. It’s on Commonwealth Avenue.”

“The prosody award is what I try never to miss. That’s where I really learn something.”

“So, what do you think of Der Rosenkavalier?”

“It only has seven syllables, but it’s an iambic pentameter.”

“Will men be able to contribute to the women’s poetry timeline?”

“There are a lot of new urbanists in the new conservatism.”

“Gotta go fiddle—they’re getting out the instruments.”

“Richard Wilbur is so incredibly humble.”

“It’s kind of in scattered couplets.”

“Is there dancing later?”

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6 Comments for “Overheard at the West Chester Poetry Conference”

  1. Annie,

    Priceless!

    “It only has seven syllables, but it’s an iambic pentameter.”

    LOL! Now you’ve got me wondering what poem was being discussed. :)

    Thanks for posting this.

    -o-

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    Posted By: Colin Ward on June 20, 2009 at 2:27 pm
  2. Chuckling here. But the snippets rather raise a series of questions.

    Was there dancing later? Did the scattered couplets poem perhaps adhere to the Olsonian notion of composition by field? Who is Richard Wilbur? Has a man ever contributed to a women’s poetry timeline? Wasn’t there a Rock n Roll song composed according to the Single-Syllable SHOUT method? Did the loved one really look great? Finally, in the firmament of poetry conferences what are the lat/long coordinates so that I can enter them into my GPS device.

    I almost forgot. Was the fiddler’s name Nero and were there any fires on the premises?

    Terreson

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    Posted By: Terreson on June 20, 2009 at 4:01 pm
  3. Ah, Colin–it was a line from Shakespeare.

    Terreson, here’s a URL for your GPS: http://www.wcupa.edu/_ACADEMICS/sch_cas/poetry/Poetry_Conference/

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    Posted By: Annie Finch on June 20, 2009 at 4:30 pm
  4. “It only has seven syllables, but it’s an iambic pentameter.”

    The best of men have sung your attributes,
    Breasts, lips, eyes, and golden hair!
    Of these, they say, there are no substitutes,
    Pentameter of seven proves less rare!

    see line 2 above.

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    Posted By: thomas brady on June 20, 2009 at 5:08 pm
  5. nice one thomas!

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    Posted By: Annie Finch on June 20, 2009 at 9:25 pm

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