Vinegar

By J. Patrick Lewis b. 1942
It was such a lovely day
Till I stumbled in the way
Of a van that carries vinegar to stores.
When I glared up at the man—
Operator of the van—
He said, “Vinegar, it never rains but pours!”

Now a skunk was standing by.
And I thought that I would cry
From the vinegar that sprayed and soaked my clothes,
When the driver kindly yells,
“Watch that animal. It smells!”—
And the skunk ran off, a hankie to her nose.

J. Patrick Lewis, "Vinegar". Copyright © 2011 by J. Patrick Lewis. Reprinted by permission of Curtis Brown, Ltd.

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Poet J. Patrick Lewis b. 1942

POET’S REGION U.S., Midwestern

Subjects Nature, Animals

 J. Patrick Lewis

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Former Children's Poet Laureate J. Patrick Lewis grew up in Gary, Indiana and earned a BA at Saint Joseph’s College, an MA at Indiana University, and a PhD in economics at the Ohio State University. Lewis taught in the department of Business, Accounting and Economics at Otterbein College in Westerville, Ohio, until 1998 when he became a full-time writer.

Lewis is the author of more than fifty books of poetry for children, which . . .

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SUBJECT Nature, Animals

POET’S REGION U.S., Midwestern

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