Stop Sniffling!
By Bruce Lansky
If you should have the sniffles,
you’d better blow your nose.
Because if you should go “Achoo!”
you’ll mess up all your clothes.
Copyright Credit: From Kids Pick The Funniest Poems edited by Bruce Lansky, copyright © 1991. Reprinted by permission of Running Press Adult, an imprint of Hachette Book Group, Inc.
Source: Kids Pick the Funniest Poems (Hachette Book Group, Inc., 1991)