Comstock stands in the densely odorous kitchen
sniffing Mrs. Yapp’s squab pies. His hunger
makes him wide awake and he can imagine Mrs. Yapp
twenty years ago when she was a bouncing Evelina
and I delight to see them there, Comstock and Mrs. Yapp,
in the creaking steaming kitchen of darkly scarred wood
beside the great black doubtless clang of the stove
being human, in 1836, in the sure conviction
that the human had better be fed. The pies bubble up
apples, bacon, onions, brown sugar and breast of pigeon
“A cork’s no good without the bottle, Mrs. Yapp!”
She grins and kicks his shin and I turn the page.
It’s actually not a very good novel
over-invested in local color...
And the same may be said about thee and me,
in 2036, by the Supreme Kakutani.
Oh, once there was a lad named Marky
who loved on his bread excessive cheese;
oh, to write bright comments in a book’s margins was for him quite larky
and his daughter referred to an elephant when she heard him sneeze.
Ah, he felt the human mattered keenly, all un-cut and un-dried,
though to the gods our tumult may seem a paltry flap
it was a human, after all, wrote Hardy’s “Hap”...
This Marky lived a while, my braves, a while and then he died!
Honor the cork of Comstock and the pies of Mrs. Yapp.