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  • Poem
    By Langston Hughes
    When the shoe strings break
    On both your shoes
    And you're in a hurry—
    That's the blues.   When you go…
  • Poem
    By Xi Chuan
    Translated By Lucas Klein
    If I could, I would put on a facemask and walk into the desert to meet with fairies and angels.

    I put on a facemask to resist sandstorms, put on a facemask to resist smog, put on a facemask to make...
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    Toast

    By D. A. Powell
    Said my illness
    I’m tired of being
    serious all the
    time I don’t
    like how you
    treat me like
    we haven’t shared
    the same apartments
    for eighteen years
    long enough to be…
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    First of December

    By Natalie Shapero
    God come on stop cutting me
    out of your photos God stop dragging
    the mouse around my shopworn
    body like a chalk outline then clicking fill
    with background God I know

    that times are tight I know you only
    made one death per person I’m sorry
    to...
  • Poem
    By Rafael Campo
    Outside somewhere, beneath an atmosphere
    So pure and new each breath is musical
    And silent, mouth-watering, without taste,
    So full of butterflies one can’t imagine
    Because it hurts to be so free, out there
     
    There was a hospital where AIDS was cured
    With Chinese cucumbers and...
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    Still Doing It

    By Susan Browne
    I know something’s cooking
    When you give me that look,
    Your eyes appearing slightly crossed
    Above your CPAP mask,
    Which you start taking off,
    The mask that saves you from death
    By apnea but makes you look like a snorkeler
    From dreamland or an escapee from a...
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    Knotted Tongues

    By Amorette "Epiphany" Lormil
    I’ve parked parts of an 8-knot tongue somewhere in my breath
    My glottal effect be global
    Sound like everywhere I’ve been
    Speak like 441 and Peachtree
    My language is southern
    The fine line between bourgeois and uppity
    I am narrator of the equator’s talk
    Got a whole...
  • Poem
    By Wanda Coleman
    what bohunkian images i have of you
    crash against my niggernoggin as i shiver and stroll
    long air-conditioned aisles at 2 a.m. the liquor
    1 under lock and key, the lettuce full and moist with
    a fresh spray of mist and neon
    my cart wobbles...
  • Poem
    By Ya Shi
    Translated By Nick Admussen
    Imagining another person is like writing my diary in poetry.

    We don't know each other, but the same demon possesses us both,
    like we're playing a game before they carry out our "destruction" —

    A competition between idiots; nobody knows its delights.

    Here, I denounce...
  • Poem
    You can call me Puppy, or you can call me Sweetybuns.
       You can call me Glasscake, Cromagnonpoops, or Pigeonselter . . .
       You could even just click your tongue twice whenever we
    catch eyes—
       ah, from no matter how far away...
  • Poem
    By Raymond Luczak
    After being abducted by aliens and left incoherent
    in the woods across the street, the government

    would quietly whisk me away into a secret hospital
    where machine parts would be grafted, little by little,

    onto my nonfunctioning body parts. Now bionic,
    I would hear the...
  • Poem
    By Marcus Wicker
    Some of  you future motherfuckers oughta be
    ashamed about the state of your ply count.

    Ol’ hologram square, skid tread-
    bare, pressed-dandelion-dust-on-a-roll-having

    jokers. Bet you’re allowed to have company over.
    For shit’s sake, fam. What you know about Chanel

    Cottonelle? Perfumed & powdered
    as your Great Aunt...
  • Poem
    By Dorothy Chan
    Chinese superstition tells me it’s bad luck
             to get a haircut when I’m sick, and my hair
    gets cut twice a year, because I let it grow,
             tying it into a ponytail, exposing my forehead,
    looking...
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    Apology

    By Christine Gosnay
    My mind is male.
    It likes to go into a thing
    and never come out.

    I’m sorry about it.
    It has an elaborate custom
    of  waking in a new place every morning.

    By night it goes camping
    with the simplest amenities,
    and never makes a mistake.

    Every fire is...
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    !

    By Wendy Videlock
    Dear Writers, I’m compiling the first in what I hope is a series of publications I’m calling artists among artists. The theme for issue 1 is “Faggot Dinosaur.” I hope to hear from you! Thank you and best wishes.  

                   ...
  • Poem
    By Al Zolynas
    I look over my own shoulder
    down my arms
    to where they disappear under water
    into hands inside pink rubber gloves
    moiling among dinner dishes.

    My hands lift a wine glass,
    holding it by the stem and under the bowl.
    It breaks the surface
    like a chalice
    rising from...
  • Poem
    By Paul Muldoon
    I’ll be the Road Runner
    To your Wile E Coyote
    I’ll take you in my stride
    I’ll be a Sancho Panza
    To your Don Quixote
    Your ever faithful guide

    I’ll stand by you in the lists
    With our market strategists
    I’ll be your sideman, baby,
    I’ll be by your...
  • Poem
    By Alberto Ríos
    1

    Pies have a reputation.
    And it’s immediate —no talk of potential

    Regarding a pie. It’s good
    Or it isn’t, but mostly it is—sweet, very sweet

    Right then, right there, blue and red.
    It can’t go to junior college,

    Work hard for the grades,
    Work two jobs on...
  • Poem
    By Dan Vera
    I will tell you why she rarely ventured from her house. 
    It happened like this:

    One day she took the train to Boston,
    made her way to the darkened room,
    put her name down in cursive script
    and waited her turn. 

    When they read her name...
  • Poem
    By John Brandi
    a party
    where everyone says goodbye
    then stays
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