Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue,
please cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother Hubbard,
and now she is sick.
You put out the fire   
on Jack’s candlestick.
Your sneeze is the reason   
why Humpty fell down.
You drenched Yankee Doodle
when he came to town.
The blind mice are angry!
The sheep are upset!
From now on use tissues
so no one gets wet!

Copyright Credit: From Peter, Peter Pizza-Eater by Bruce Lansky, copyright © 2006. Reprinted by permission of Running Press Adult, an imprint of Hachette Book Group, Inc.
Source: Peter Peter Pizza-Eater (Running Press Adult, 2006)