Obama offers advice on how to use poetry to woo the ladies

Yesterday, while bestowing the National Medal of Arts and Humanities on 20 artists (including Donald Hall and Wendel Berry), President Obama let slip his secret socialist/fascist plot to take over the brains of all women via linguistic dexterity:

"We also remember the art that challenged our assumptions; the scholarship that brought us closer to the events of our history; the poetry that we loved -- or at least the poetry that we might recite to a girlfriend to seem deep. Of course, we still hum the great songs by the musicians in this room -- songs that in many cases have been the soundtrack of our lives over decades."

Full story at ABC news.