Although Father's Day has Passed, Any Day is a Good Day to Give the Gift of Penis Poetry

From SF Weekly:

Father's Day is this Sunday! Do your dad a favor this year and skip the cornflower blue tie or Sears gift certificate, and get him a gift that will truly arouse his appreciation.

We're talking, of course, about a poetry calendar inspired by penis enlargement and erectile dysfunction spam. Created by our freelancer Beth Winegarner, The Lengths You Go To: Poems From Penis Spam 2013 Calendar will remind your dad to "empower [his] fleshy thing" and that every day should be a "ceiling-breaking bone-on" day.

Make the jump to read a sample poem. Or go buy your own copy—remember, you get a deal if you buy in bulk!