Snip Your Hair

I’ll snip your hair

Cut it all off until you look like a man

I will replace your weight loss bars with bars to make you gain

I will cut your credit cards in half

I will shrink all your clothes

Every trick in the book I will try

I will give all your shoes to the dog

I will do it all

Crazy is where you will be driven

Off a cliff you will want to jump

Then when I am all done

I will look at you with big doughy eyes

And I will say I am sorry

But I have my fingers crossed

Source: Untangled: Stories & Poems from the Women & Girls of WriteGirl (WriteGirl Publishers, 2006)